just-shower-thoughts:

Decades ago people used pocket watches to check the time, nowadays we are using our smartphones in the same way.

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hopelesslybenaddicted:

Philippe? Dramatic? Never…

xekstrin:
“ ecdysozoa:
“ adriofthedead:
“ taschaface:
“ abloodymess:
“ that tree isn’t high enough stupid!
”
He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care.

xekstrin:

ecdysozoa:

adriofthedead:

taschaface:

abloodymess:

that tree isn’t high enough stupid!

He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3

me as a bat

I’m in love with this bat

“fuck it, good enough.”

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brenali:

When a guy says he doesn’t deserve you, agree with him.

When a guy says you’re so much better than him, tell him that you know.

When he puts himself down in an attempt to get you to willingly lower yourself, don’t take the bait.

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jureeya:
“This headline
”

jureeya:

This headline

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alrightanakin:
“ strange-book-club:
“ alrightanakin:
“After 11 years of wondering if Turkish Delight is good enough to sell out my family I finally made some
”
so..is it?
”
well if i was a 10 year old in 1940 during world war ii when there was sugar...

alrightanakin:

strange-book-club:

alrightanakin:

After 11 years of wondering if Turkish Delight is good enough to sell out my family I finally made some

so..is it?

well if i was a 10 year old in 1940 during world war ii when there was sugar rationing and i had been sent away to some stranger’s house with my siblings who (particularly the elder 2) were being real jerks and i had no idea that the seemingly kind lady offering the turkish delight was the literal embodiment of evil™ who would kill my family and myself once she no longer had any use for us then yeah i would do it

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anatomicdeadspace:
“You shouldn’t mess with boys that are bigger than you. - Bronson (2008)
”

anatomicdeadspace:

You shouldn’t mess with boys that are bigger than you. - Bronson (2008)

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If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed put that shit in an envelope with a stamp, it’s illegal to go through mail.

honeytrapgoddess:

blindcomplikaytions:

thesnobbyartsyblog:

moneypyramids:

ladytranquility:

thesnobbyartsyblog:

kingxcbk:

therealbigsketch:

swimming-northbound:

itotallyrelate:

image

The person who thought of that is actually a genius. 

God oh god. I needed that

Some of em gon still do it though. Especially if you black. But at least it’ll keep you safe from the ones following the law

If they do go through it, your lawyer will get it dismissed because it was an illegal search. If he’s not a court appointed lawyer.

I don’t smoke weed but imma reblog this anyway to save a life

Thank you

Look at me up there making criminals better criminals. :)

😯😂 keep them spare envelopes and stamps in the car weed smokers!

#DontGoThruMyPost!

aye just pre-stamp envelopes and keep them shits in ya car 😂

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